This is a cool game I didn't make up but my friend told me. The first person wishes for something, then the next person corrupts it. Like:
"I wish season 4 was out"
"Granted, but all the characters died in the first episode and brought in new people who couldn't act and the show switched to Mercy West."

I'll start.
I wish that I had a chocolate bar.

Granted, but after you unwrap it you realise that you've become allergic to chocolate.

I wish something good was on television.

Granted, but television will be made illegal and anyone who watches it will be arrested on the spot.

I wish it was tomorrow so I could see the new episode of Heroes!

Granted, but when you watch it, you'll hate it because everyone will get killed in the first second.

I really want that the season 3 dvds are in the shops here tomorrow so I can buy them.

Granted, but when you get to the store they'll be sold out anyway.

I wish I didn't have to go to school tomorrow.

Granted, but you missed the surprise field trip to the set of Grey's anatomy

(man I wish I was in that school..)

I wish that my room was clean.. :)

Granted, but the rest of the house will be dirty and everyone will blame you for it.

I wish I had an iPhone!

Granted, but the second you get it in your hands it breaks into a million pieces.

I wish I had HDTV.

Granted, but HDTV - will only work with the higher resuloyion if you install it upside down in water....
I wish I could go to bed NOW.

Granted, but you will have a night mare and die in your sleep.

I wish my phone would ring right now.

Granted, but when you answer it, your phone will die and turn off.

I wish it was Thursday!!!!!!

granted, but all your favorites shows would be cancelled for a loong Bush speech. :(

I wish I had some energy... :blink:

Granted, but then you will get too much and become radioactive and blow up

I wish I had more pairs of shoes.

Granted, but then they become a giant shoe monster and destroy you. :moose:

I wish my laundry was finished already. :D

granted, but then you will discover that your favorite clothes disappeared...

I wish I'm going to feel better really soon, because I still don't :(

granted, but all around you caught a dangerous virus and are isolated so you're all alone

I wish someone would clean my house

granted, but you'll not be able to find your stuff back, because he or she took it all with him/her.

I wish it was may 29th 2008 because then I finished my final exams and I'll go to Greece!

granted, but you would have failed all of your exams leaving you in the "dog house" so you won't be able to go to Greece.

I wish that my headache would go away.

Granted but you'll get an earinfection instead.

I wish that the Gizzie-monster was dead.

granted, but as soon as they die they would come back to haunt you.

I wish i didn't have anything to do today.

granted but you would have NOTHING to do...

I wish it would snow

Granted, but then the powerlines would be frozen, so no electrisity.

I wish I was in a better mood.

Granted, but everone else would be grumpy, so you'd be bright and shiny all alone.

I wish it was friday morning....

Granted, it skips to friday morning. But then you missed the shocking grey's episode where Mark hooks up with callie... :lol: :lol:

I wish this cough would go away!

Granted, but after you stop coughing, you start sneezing uncontrollably.


I wish Heroes was on already!

granted, but as soon as you change the channel to Heroes your television spontaneously combusts.

I wish I had someone to do my homework. ha.

granted,but you wouldn't learn anything and would fail your course.. (hmmm can you tell I'm a mother?)

I wish it was christmas.

haha yes i can tell.

granted, but that night santa claus gets stuck in your chimmney.

I wish I had a movie to watch.

Granted, but it wouldn't be any good.

I s´wish I was well

granted but as soon as you're well you're not again.

I wish I had a can of coke.

Granted, but there's nothing inside of it.

I wish Grey's was on already

granted but once it's on one of your ships goes down an unexpectedly bad road.

I wish that school was over already.

Granted, but then the Earth will shift on its axis and the entire season of summer will be diminished in Ohio so you will have to return to school again.

I wish that the person after me won't corrupt this wish.

Granted, but then we'll all hate you because you made me destroye this game!

I wish I finished my homework for this week, especially maths :(

I remember this from another forum!

Granted, but then since your teachers were impressed at how much work you did, they now expect more from you and give you double the work.

I wish there was a new episode of Grey's Anatomy playing right now.

Granted, but your favorite character ends up dying in the episode.

I wish I had some McDonald's right now.

granted, but the food gives you food poisoning which leads to another disease that causes you to loose eyesight and cannot make another fanvid again.

I wish that I could think of a song to download.

Granted, but the song you download will is carrying a virus that causes you computer to crash over and over again, meaning you cannot come onto the boards.

(wow i love this game it is so evil! :evil: lol)

I wish that someone would give me a massage so that my back would stop hurting.

granted, but as soon as you get up from the massage you stub your toe and break it

I wish that i didn't have to get up to get food.

granted but after a while you would stop feeling the need to eat and you will slowly fade away

I wish I could spell English words better.